Here’s something to waste your time. You’ve heard of Google Translate? Well, it has a spin-off called Gizoogle, “Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit”. Here’s the Gizoogle translation of my homepage:

I am a brotha . Tru niggaz do niggaz. Although I hizzy specialized in interactive design fo’ as long as I can crazy ass nigga I don’t limit me ta any one particizzles discipline. Good design can be applied ta everyth’n in life, n this site is dedicated ta tha advancement of design in every form . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house.

Thanks go out to Julia for telling me about this little gem.